Arjun's home page!

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS!! Don't mind the mess

Why does this look like something I threw away? Oh, wait, it's because of the background! Riiiight!


Okay, then why does the image above look like me deciding where to go for my holidays? Well, it doesn't... I'm not bald (yet) and I can't exactly afford a vacation unless it's to the
local pizzeria (and not too often at that)

Okay, so this is just a test kinda page, I'm still trying to remember what I did that was so cool the last time I put up a web page. Hmm... I can't recall, maybe I never did do something like that.....

Let's see. Completed by Bachelor's in Electrical and Electronics Engineering from Anna University in 2000, after which I joined HCL Technologies as a Software Engineer, staying with them for three years. I'd written the GRE/TOEFL in 2002 "just for fun", and thinking I wasn't being paid enough decided not to be paid at all! Yeah, yeah, when you've stopped laughing at me, I'll continue. Go ahead. Laugh, peasant.

Anyway, I then apply to several Universities in the United States, finally deciding to attend the University of Florida. Why? The climate? The fact that I'd stayed in Orlando (as part of my HCL stint)? Because I'd some friends here? Nope. This is the only place that admitted me! Surprised? Yeah, so were the UF administrators when they realized they'd made the biggest mistake of their now-drastically-shortened careers. So here I am, trying to understand what a Gaussian distribution has to do with anybody's dang life, "pursuing" a Master's in Electrical and Computer Engineering. What a waste! I'd rather be doing some Alpha Centauri or Age of Kings!

My aim in life : be fabulously wealthy and not have to work a single day in my life, living off the sweat and blood of peasants such as you. Well, don't get the sweat and blood on me. Oh, and when Dogbert DOES take over the world, you'll be my footstool! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


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